A beardy bloke, wearing a t-shirt with his own face on over a shirt the colour of his hair, out for a walk pretending to talk on his mobile phone with his mate who has an itchy solar plexus from wearing his rucksack too tight, but is very proud of his lower calf/ankle area both being followed by a giraffe loving senior citizen with purple socks under her sandals. Just another day in London, 2004.